Fresh Prince

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Fresh Prince

Post by Johnnyfive » Jul 27, 2008 13:07

A friend from another server sent me this one:

Now this is a story all about how
My spec got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the feral prince of Dire Bear

In West Plaugelands, born and raised
Healing in Treeform is how I spent most of my days
Stacking lifebloom and dancing real cool
And swiftmending some tanks taking damage like a fool
When a couple of rouges who were up to no good
Pulled some extra mobs on Jahood
I got in one little wipe and my group got scared
And said "You're hearthing, respecing and tanking in bear"

I whistled for my mount and when it came near
The lisence plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in it's ear
If anything I could say that this mount was fast
But I thought "Nah, forget it, I'm hearthing to Shattrath"

I pulled up to Moonglade about seven or eight
And I yelled to the trainer, "Yo resto, smell ya later"
Lokked at my talent tree, I was finally there
To go to Karazhan and tank as a bear.
Quando omni flunkus moritatus - When all else fails, play dead...

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